Accidents in the backseat cause kids.
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| These are just a few things that bug me in life, or that I just can't figure out, Also there is a little advise here you wouldnt hear anywhere else, Just trying to help out. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Kids in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause kids. |
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| there was a guy on the street wearing a T=shirt that said 'Jesus for couples' but he was alone and i wondered , what would jesus think | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| heres a good motto to live by 'always try not to got killed' |
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| the ultimate stocking stuffer is a severed foot |
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| True stuff: Because of all the lawsuits against "good Samaritans" whose efforts end badly, fewer people are willing to stop and lend assistance at the scene of an accident. as a result, experts are wondering whether or not we need laws compelling us to help each other. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Don't you think it's funny that all these tough guy boxers are fighting over purses? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Im maine, in order to save money on energy, there are several lighthouses that are closed at night. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| At hair salons why do they call permanants permanants? they dont last forever. Why don't they call them temporaries? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Don't ever kiss a long haired dog if your wearing lip gloss. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| you should never wave to people cause maybe they dont have a hand and then you just look like youre being cocky | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, shouldn't they just warn alcoholic women not to have sex? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If they ever decide to cover viagra on medicare, we'll all be paying for other peoples hard-ons. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Why is it that dogs get pissed off if you blow in their face, but once you get them in a car they hang their heads out of the window and let the wind blow in their faces at 90 mph? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| just a little tip to those of you who have kids and think alcohol is the only way you can even hope to keep dealing with them. Keep some bread, milk, cereal, and peanut butter in the house along with the beer, Because social services gets a little uptight if you don't have ANY food at all in the house. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Why is it that if your in the kitchen and you want one of the kids to come to you and you ask one of the other kids to go get them for you, the kid you asked will stand beside you and yell across the house to the kid you wanted? If you wanted to yell, you couldve avoided even having to talk to the other kids. duh? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, cause they will never be ceased to be amused. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Prostitution....Why is it, that it's illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Going to church dosen't make you a christian, any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| why is it that when someone on death row gets a lethal injection, they use a sterile needle and swab alchol on the inmates arm beforehand? (do they really need to worry about infection?) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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